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Classic Snatches From Europe

by Kinky Friedman and Little Jewford

Kinky and Little Jewford are together on a live CD compiled from their 1999 European concert tour. The 2 1/2 month tour encompassed over 40 cities and 10 countries. A comedic tour de force featuring bits like "Bob Dylan's Dream," "First Jewish Justice of the Peace," "Willie Nelson's Latent Homosexual Silver Concho Belt," "Idiot Savant, " and "Invitation to the White House." Also includes classics songs like "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore," "Asshole From El Paso," "Men's Room L.A.," and "Homo Erectus."

Classic Snatches From Europe
  1. Bob Dylan's Dream
    2:32
  2. The Story of Mankind
    1:01
  3. Dead American Heroes
    0:38
  4. We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You
    3:11
  5. Craft of the Songwriter
    3:10
  6. Guinness Beer
    0:34
  7. K. D. Lang
    1:07
  8. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven and Your Buns In The Bed
    2:29
  9. Lyle Lovett
    1:21
  10. First Jewish Justice of the Peace
    1:49
  11. Ol' Ben Lucas
    1:19
  12. Good Luck Plectrum
    0:46
  13. The Germans
    0:34
  14. Wealthy Texas Rancher
    1:27
  15. Ringo Starr
    0:53
  16. Men's Room L.A.
    2:05
  17. Cuban Cigars
    0:41
  18. Peace Corps
    2:21
  19. Willie Nelson's Latent Homosexual Silver Concho Belt
    2:36
  20. Homo Erectus
    4:08
  21. Invitation To The White House
    5:05
  22. Roadkill Reading
    7:17
  23. Asshole From El Paso
    2:56
  24. Little Jewford's Treasured Collection
    4:11
  25. Idiot Savant
    1:07
  26. Only Surviving Jewboy
    0:28
  27. I Haven't Been Listening
    0:16
  28. I'll Sign Anything
    0:16
  29. Texans and Jews
    1:46
  30. Waitret Please Waitret
    3:54
  31. Joseph Heller's Favorite Country Song
    2:05
  32. They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Any More
    4:32